Once upon a time

Long ago and far away there once was a girl named Eyes. She learned a lot, laughed a lot and than one day she disappeared. However, there's no longer need for hiding under rocks and stone any more. Hence the return of Eyes.

Not at all like the return to Oz. Dorothy will not be making a guest appearance. If she were she would have to remove her pigtails and those red bows from her hair.

Since I've been gone I've changed a lot, but have remained the same. Changes that I'm willing to disclose are:


1. my boobs have started to sag (is this from running too much?)


2. my feet are shrinking (this can't be from running too much!)

3. I still, apparently, fart in my sleep

So there you have it. Welcome back to me. If no one else has cause to celebrate, more party favors and drinks for me!